• Me: Meeser Bratnissneverclean no here.
  • You: Oh, well, we're looking for a missing--
  • Me: I, I--no. M-Meeser Bratnissneverclean , he-he-he no is here.
  • You: Yeah, okay. Can you just take this flyer?
  • Me: I, no, no, I have no money.
  • You: Just take this flyer, and if you see--
  • Me: Noooo, no. [closes door]